The Belieber Quiz!
Are you a belieber? Here’s a series of questions all about you, the ultimate Justin Bieber fan.(:
1. When did you first discover Justin Bieber?
I heard mad shit talked on him since 09 probably but was finally entangled last year in what started out as mock but turned into true admiration by the time i saw his movie.
2. What is the first song you heard by Justin?
one time and i still dont really like it
3. What did you first think when you saw what Justin Bieber looked like?
boy’s gonna get cuter, too bad he’s a slave
4. What is your favorite song on the album, ‘My World’?
5. What is your favorite song on the album, ‘My World 2.0’?
idfk i have the collection w/ all the acoustic shit which i enjoy more than the over produced shit
6. What is your favorite Justin Bieber collaboration:
A. Eenie Meenie(ft. Sean Kingston)
B. Overboard(ft. Jessica Jarrell)
C. As Long As You Love Me(ft. Big Sean)
D. Beauty and a Beat(ft. Nicki Minaj)fuck this annoying cunt i actively deleted this song from my computer before it finished.
E. Next 2 You( featured with Chris Brown)
7. What is your favorite Justin Bieber music video?
i havent seen them all but this one i like
8. What’s your favorite physical feature on Justin?
9. Who is your favorite member on Justin’s team?
A. Alfredo Flores
B. Scooter Braun
C. Kenny Hamilton
E. Dan Kanter
uhhhh fuck all these cunts idc
10. Which version do you like better: Up or Up(ft. Chris Brown)?11. Which version do you like better: Somebody To Love or Somebody To Love(ft. Usher)?12. Which version do you like better: Overboard(ft. Jessica Jarrell) or Overboard(Live)(ft. Miley Cyrus)?
13. How did you react to the Boyfriend music video?
14. Have you ever been bullied for being a belieber?
no but my friends think it’s weird as fuck and i think they think I’m still joking
15. How would you define a belieber?
anyone who consciously or not becomes prey to the professionally exploited charms of this ripe young boy.
16. Are you apart of any other fan bases?
no, i do not like anything or anyone besides justin bieber duh
17. How do you feel about Jelena?
i never liked that dumb cunt but i can understand how their similar societal positions make them relate able.
18. Who was your favorite Justin Bieber video girl?
19. If you could only ask Justin Bieber one question, what would you ask him?
for a fucking hug
20. What Justin Bieber merchandise do you have?
i have a shirt and a $1 pack of foily stickers on a bunch of stuff, and my mom got me the singing toothbrush last xmas but she got me somebody to love/love me when i would have preferred baby/u smile
21. How many times have you seen Never Say Never?
one time >.<
22. What is the best thing about being a belieber?
My voice has improved significantly. Not as dramatically as John Frusciante’s shit has done but still great practice. Also, he’s mad cayute and makes me feel like a little fan girl again <3
23. Have you ever cried over Justin? Why?
naw man, he’s a strong pup. I know he signed up for all this shit, he can handle it.
24. Do you have a twitter to support Justin Bieber? How long have you had it?
admittedly, he did prompt me to try out the twitter thing but i couldnt see myself expressing anything in less than 140 characters worth slowly compiling into an endless stream; too wordy, plus i dont have many friends and find it difficult adjusting to new social networking platforms. i didnt get facebook til last year.
25. Do you read JBFF(Justin Bieber Fan Fictions)? If so, what stories have you read?
I tried reading one and it was probably one of the most uncomfortable experiences of this year.
26. Do you write Justin Bieber stories?
only in my mind
27. How many times do you mention Justin Bieber daily?
28. What is your favorite song on the Believe album?
thats hard, o thats tough but ima say die in ur arms. no, wait…it’s right here. fuck…i wanna say be alright and boyfriend and the first and 3rd tracks are great too. the worst song (i might even say his worst) i consider to be thought of you. the lyrics are ok but the style is like fuckin bono or something yecgh. i usually like his falsetto but just no.
29. Which shirtless Justin picture do you like the best:
30. If Justin Bieber appeared outside your door right now, what would you do?
hug him and tell him he needs to sort out his wardrobe cuz the shit they got him wearing lately is atrocious. downplay the expensive ugly crap on ur way back down to earth. i know u got handlers, and endorsement deals, and u donate mad of it and u look good despite whatever ur wearing, but the comically large snapbacks and baggy-in-the-thigh, tight-in-the-calf, decorative-zipper encrusted sweatpants hangin from ur shapely butt make me want to throw-up on u.
31. Do you listen to The Belieber Radio?
32. Do Brazillian Beliebers bother you?
34. Which celebrity would you like Justin to date?
whoever he wants
35. How did you find out about Avalanna?
i still havent
36. What is your favorite live performance by Justin?
that recent shit from sydney is pretty dope, i just peeped that on utube today
37. What is your favorite Justin Bieber album?
dont make me choose
38. A few beliebers think that Scooter Braun has been tweeting from Justin’s page… do you think that it’s Scooter or Justin?
39. Do you like Moshe?
40. Have you ever imagined you were married to Justin Bieber?
41. Do you think that one day, you could be Justin Bieber’s girlfriend?
no am taken
42. How many Justin Bieber posters do you own?
omg none :((( i rly want one of those life sized cardboard cut outs
43. Does anything about Justin annoy you?
his fuckin pants are usually really stupid but it’s still kinda cute
also, how he’s used as a tool to fuck up little girls is pretty whack i guess.
44. Have you ever participated in a mean trend about Selena Gomez, One Direction, or Jasmine Villegas(back in 2010)
45. Who is your favorite twitter belieber?
46. If I had Justin Bieber’s twitter for a day, I would _______. (fill in the blank.)
break a few million girls hearts, but they would thank me
47. Did you see a video of Justin singing before you discovered him as a signed artist?
i dont think so
48. What’s the most extreme thing you’ve ever done over being a belieber?
ok, i actually asked some girl at the perfume counter at some department store if i could have dibs on a justin cut out when they were done with it, but she was all ‘fuck no bitch thats mine’
49. Did you cry while watching the ‘Pray’ music video?
no dude, i cried while watching that bradley manning video.
50. Do you ever think you’ll stop being a belieber?
no. i really dont. ;)